The 15 Worst Surf Tattoos EVER
Posted in Design Stuff, Funny Stuff, Random Stuff by Danny Woot
We all love the irremovable permanence of a graffiti’d body part, now don’t we? The reminder of a past lover, a simple declaration of love for one’s mum, or the classic ‘love and hate on the knuckles’ design… they’re all mint. We’re joking of course – many tattoos are amazingly intricate, artistically impressive and a neat compliment to the show-off in your circle of friends. Surfers in particular have more cause than most to make their bodies into living murals, what with being half-naked all the time, so if anyone’s going to take care over their tattoo, you’d think it woule be these guys. However, some surfers are not blessed with sound artistic judgement and choose to do things like THIS to themselves:
It gets worse:
So next time you’re thinking about irreversibly (well, not without having a face-off with a prop from ‘Goldfinger’) doodling on your body, have a look at this list to make sure you’re not going to look like you’ve just been kicked off the Bulldog Bash.
Thanks to Transworld for compiling this bizarre gallery, and to KieranWoot for the spot.
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I especially like the lady with ‘surf’ down her torso.
Stating the obvious is a trait I look for in a woman.
Just imagine the hysterical laughter from their care-workers in the old folks homes in 50 years time!
It seems a tattoo is for life, not just for surfing.
Wow wow wow guys, iv got some ink, some good, some pretty bad if im being honest! but that second one down the page, the vibrant blue half sleeve with the flowers is an awesome tat! give these guys a break(no pun intended) beauty is in the eye of the beholder!!
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