Win An iPhone Week 4
Posted in Competition Stuff, Funny Stuff, IWOOT Stuff by Danny Woot
The last two of our iPhone competitions have been extremely interactive, and yielded some excellent results (have a look at the Desktop Sculpture entries if you don’t believe us), so this week we’ve decided to take it back to basics. Simply, all we want you to do is tell us your best joke. As always, the best one will win – in this case, the one that makes us laugh the most. Which is pretty reasonable for a joke competition, we think.
A couple of rules and guidelines – all jokes have to be submitted to our Facebook wall by 10AM on Monday October 26th, they can’t be too long (a few lines at the most, ideally) and they can’t be rude or offensive. We’re very sensitive souls, you see. Other than that, go as surreal, as cerebral, as witty, as silly or as ridiculous as you like. And we’ll know if you’ve just copied and pasted – be as original as you possibly can.
Competition Terms & Conditions:
• Closing Date For this competition is 10AM on Monday 26th October 2009.
• Sadly, you can only enter this competition once. (You can’t fool us, you know!)
• This competition is completely free to enter, no purchase is necessary.
• No cash alternative is available for the prize(s) offered.
• This competition is open to residents of the UK only.
• Employees of I Want One of Those and their immediate families and anyone professionally connected with the promotion are not eligible to enter this competition
• The winner will be chosen by the IWOOT team.
• The winner will be notified of their win via the Facebook name submitted on the entry. If a response to this notification is not received within 14 days, IWOOT reserves the right to randomly select another winner. In light of this, please ensure you submit an email address that you use regularly!
• No responsibility will be accepted for entries that are not received.
• From time to time we may include customer comments and feedback on the site, and in our catalogue and other media. By submitting your comment you are granting us permission to publish it and, if necessary, edit it for clarity and typos.
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Did i win the i phone come on make my year
We’ll be announcing the winner later today.
Oooh, so exciting, I can’t believe its been a whole week since I won!!
Looking forward to seeing who is the 3rd member of the IWOOT iPhone club…..
Oh please tell us who the winner is!!!!!!!
[...] For details of this week’s competition, follow the link. [...]
I bet it’s really hard to pick the winner, wouldn’t like to be in your shoes iwoot team!!!
Good luck to everyone!!
Your Message…
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go way ! And let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
“OK, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“Yes, Yes, Yes!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
“Good!” said the first bat, “Because I didn’t!”
Why are pirates called pirates?
(In a piratety voice) Because they ARRRR!
A three-legged dog limps into a saloon and barks..I WANT TO SEE THE MAN THAT SHOT MY PAW!
Just a reminder, all entries have to be posted on our Facebook wall: http://www.facebook.com/iwantoneofthose
Good luck!
A man walks into the Doctors Surgery and says
“Doc! I think I’ve got Amnesia”
the Doctor says “How long have you had that”?
The man replies “HAD WHAT”????..
Two nuns in a bath, one’s soul is full of Hope and the others hole is full of soap.
Two Snowmen talking, one says to the other
“Can you smell carrots”
Police Station toilet stolen….Cops have nothing to go on
What do you call a nun on a clowns shoulders?
Virgin on the ridiculous…
Another reminder folks – all entries have to be posted on our Facebook Wall to be eligible for the iPhone comp. The link is above.
Good luck!
i am really amazed when i saw the iphone in the hands of my freind it’s features are attractive and looks are also
it has a gps map touchscreen data transfer rate is good blutoth is very good everything you talk is nice and better than any other mobile
that’s why i started searching for the competition which could let me win any iphone
i would like to see one in my hands also
as soon as possible
Your Message..And God said to Peter ” Come forth and I will give you everlasting life .” But Peter came 5th and won a toaster..
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly-swat.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m hunting flies” he replied.
“Have you killed any?” she asked.
“Yes, 3 male and 2 female”
Intrigued by this, she asked him, “How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.
An aunt is speaking to her young niece:
Aunt: What do you want to do when you’re as big as your mother?
Young niece: Go on a diet!
My bestest joke, which has made me laugh since I was about 6, is:
What did the policeman say to his belly?
You’re under a-vest!
Get it? Get’s me every time….
I’m a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.. I lie awake every night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Hi I would love to win cus I havent got a phone yet and cant afford one please!!!
Your Message…A white horse walks into a pub & asks for a pint, the barman says are you sure you don’t want a whisky we have one named after you. the white horse says “what Derek”.
A dangerous virus is going around – it’s called Work. If you receive work from your boss or anyone else do not touch it. This virus wipes out your social life completely. If you should come into contact with work go straight to the nearest pub and order the only known antidote, alcohol.
Please forward this warning immediately to at least six friends, if you realise you do not have six friends you are already infected and work has taken control!
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my X-Box!
Wales. The only country where you can get a great shag, a delicious hotpot & a smashing jumper, all from the same animal!
Your Message
Prince Charles goes to a Tibetan Monastery and while there asks to see their oldest manuscript.As he reads it he comments to the abbott that the word “celebrate” is mentioned quite often There is a deathly silence as tears run down the abbott’s face “We all thought the word was “celibate” he finally stutters.
Your Message…Little joe and his two mates were outside his house. One boy looks down the road and see’s a brand new aston martin. “im going to be a lawyer one day and have a car ike that” . The second boy looks and see’s a new ferrari and says. “One day im going to be a doctor and have a car like that”. Joe says ” im going to learn to suck cocks” why?!! the othere boys ask. “cause that’s what my sister dose and they’er both her cars”
Your Message People keep saying I’m immature – I’m not – they’re just being stinky poo faces!!
Whats the difference between brussel sprouts and boggies?
You can get little girls to eat boggies
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one.
A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the coloured eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does Santa wear red underwear?
He’s a man–he did all his laundry in one load!!
Hello people, Happy April Fool’s Day!
Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see?”
“Well, I see thousands of stars.”
“And what does that mean to you?”
“Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?”
“To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
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