A disturbing turn of events…
Posted in Competition Stuff, Cute Stuff, Funny Stuff, IWOOT Stuff, Office Stuff by Danny Woot
Pepe’s Progress is, as we have previously established, pretty unstoppable. The show of public support for this red rubber band deity is second-to-none, and we, as an office, have been truly touched. Apart from Customer Services, of course. With all this positivity in mind, it is with great regret that we have to report another piece of hate-mail directed at our beloved Pepe:
We do not know who sent it, but we are taking this very seriously. The culprit is obviously just jealous of Pepe’s might and stature, and is TOTALLY LAME. What does it even mean? Send them where? Is it from the dreaded RAUL?! Are Customer Services to blame? We’re considering turning this disgusting artefact into a paper plane and lobbing it into the Thames. Tied to a brick.
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Well, whoever sent you this obviously is very inexperienced in this sort of work, forgetting two simple rules:
1. Always make sure you are in posession of the person/object you are threatening to harm before you make the threat.
2. This one is very much common sense – give the recipient some way of getting what you want to you, otherwise the whole threat note thing is a COMPLETE waste of time.
To summarise: epic fail. Just lock poor Pepe in a secure location when he is unattended.
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