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Why didn’t it take off? #2: The MiniDisc

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Audio enthusiasts among you will feel a pang of nostalgia for this one. There was a time, believe it or not, when Sony’s MiniDisc format looked set to replace the humble cassette tape. It offered the same sort of functions, but it was just a bit better at it - CD quality sound, selectable tracks, even nameable tracks. Also, you could record straight onto MiniDisc from pretty much any source, which meant for me at least that all those late-night Peel Sessions went unmissed on school nights. Ah, memories…

But we digress. If you saw the MiniDisc and its assorted players in their early stages, you would be forgiven for thinking that they were leaden, clumpy and not especially user-friendly, but they got better. I had (and still have) a whopping great MiniDisc hi-fi complete with CD, tape and RDS radio, and combined it with a portable player, both capable of recording in MDLP. MDLP, to the uninitiated, allows the user to record up to 8 times the amount of music usually available onto just one 80-minute MiniDisc. That’s a whole lot of music, non-MP3 Player-owning readers!

A particularly sleek-looking model...

So I would record things from everywhere - the radio, cassettes, CDs, I’d even plug in my turntable - all in an effort to make the greatest travelling mixtapes imaginable. The variety was incredible. 70 tracks? In my pocket?! This is incredible! Ah, the folly of youth…

Of course, the MiniDisc player was not so much a failure in itself, more a victim of lagging behind the times. It was effectively killed stone-dead by the arrival of MP3 Players that could effortlessly store far more than a whole pocketful of discs could ever dream of, a sad end to a beautiful product. Its fate seems even more sealed by the increasing number of gadgets that will allow you to transfer all your old media to the unified digital platforms (in fact, we sell most of them). My task 3 years ago was to put all my tapes and records and radio recordings onto MiniDisc - it’s now to subsequently put EVERYTHING onto my iPod.

A slightly less sleek model.

New Year’s Resolutions

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

So you’ve polished off the last slab of Stollen and hovered up the pine needles, you’ve taken down the decorations and cancelled the subscription to the cookery channel that you drunkenly ordered on Boxing Day. Naturally, thoughts turn to the New Year and the dreaded water-cooler question - what’s your New Year’s Resolution?

Being such a self-improving bunch here at IWOOT Towers, we’ve opened up that question to the whole office and compiled some of the choicest for your perusal. We’re not all overweight, paranoid, force-feeding maniacs, honest.

 

Lee-Anne, Marketing: My New Years resolution is to stop getting parking tickets, and if I do make sure to pay them on time.

Chris, Customer Services: I have resolved to stop forcing my girlfriend to eat cheese. It’s not like I strap her down or anything, I just add it to every thing I cook!

Matt, Marketing: My new years resolution is to be “better, stronger, faster” like the Bionic Man but without the flares and with longer sideburns.

Beejal, Customer Services: Mine is to stop letting the weather affect my mood! I might as well get used to the fact I live in London and it’ll never be above 20 degrees, so yes, New Year’s Resolution is to think positive - whatever the weather!

Debbie, Customer Services: Mine is to write to my Granny more often.

Cathy, Customer Services: Apart from all the dull and necessary ones (lose 3 stone, be more motivated, get out of horrible, crippling debt etc etc bleurgh bleurgh bleurgh), to accept that it is no longer 1995 and that I am not:
a) 17
b) Going to marry James Dean Bradfield

Jenna, Creative: To die less.

Jemma, Customer Services: 1) Stop eating cake for breakfast, 2) Start treating my Kitten like a cat, not a new-born baby…I can’t help it, he’s sooooo cute! 3) Stop singing out loud when I have my earphones in on the bus…

Paula, Marketing: Mine is to buy better gifts, and to be more organised when it comes to buying presents for friends, and particularly offspring of friends. That may sounds a little sales-like considering who I work for though!

Helen, Customer Services: I’m resolving to stop making New Year’s resolutions. As you can see, I’ve not had much luck so far.

Simon, B2B: to be continuously better than JimboWoot.

James, Creative: To do a dive when I see a shark.

Ben, Customer Services: My New Year’s Resolution this year is to conquer Customer Service like no-one has before. Oh, it’s a dream. Also, to listen to London’s Heart FM for 8 hours every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Oh cheer up Ben, life doesn’t get better than Heart Breakfast with Jamie and Harriet! Anyway, feel free to add your own resolutions below…

Grenade Tree Ornaments

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

It may be Christmas Eve, but there’s always room for something else on the tree, isn’t there? We can’t think of anything more deliciously strange than one of these bad boys, a mini-grenade to hang ‘pon the higher boughs of your Weihnachtsbaum. Of course, these aren’t supposed to be quite as novelty as they appear: they are a bit more of a statement than that. Designed by the good folks over at Manchester design firm Dorothy, they are a reminder that there are people somewhere not having quite such a cosy Christmas as you might be.

Well, you are looking at the IWOOT Blog on Christmas Eve, and it doesn’t get much more cosy than that. Go and have a Quality Street or something.

Festive.

IWOOT muck about in the snow

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Anyone with either windows or jobs will yesterday have realised that we had some hectic weather conditions yesterday. So, with the all-clear to try and get home early to avoid any potential traffic/transport nightmares, we decided that the best course of action was to muck about in the snow and go to the pub. Sensible, eh?

It turns out that some were luckier than others in the great rush to get home - KieranWoot took about half an hour just to get out West Norwood, JimboWoot was jammy as anything and managed to hop on the last London Bridge train for a good hour, and DinoWoot, JennaWoot and myself had to stand on the platform at West Norwood station for what seemed like ages. There was very little community spirit.

Still, we did do this:

Good times.

Why didn’t it take off? #1: The Sinclair C5

Friday, December 18th, 2009

The Sinclair C5 - a retro design classic, but synonymous with failure. In the first of a new, occasional series (that’s blogger-speak for “we need some content to fall back on!”), we poke around in the darkness of an invention that looked all set to succeed, even innovate, but just didn’t take off. We’re keen for suggestions of other designs that didn’t quite set the world alight so we can gradually build a compendium of forgotten, obsolete technology. Cheery, eh?

 

 

 

sinclair_c5_1

So, the C5. What was it? Well, it was a staggeringly good concept, in essence. An electric vehicle that was neither a bicycle nor a car, it resembled a mix between something from Logan’s Run and a tiny Roman chariot. Keeping its rider close to the ground (and its three wheels), the idea was that we would become a nation of battery-powered, low consumption road users and bask in a greener, safer world. With a top speed of about 15mph, it was surely set to be a slightly slower one too.

The inventor of the Sinclair C5, Clive Sinclair (clearly a man who loved the sound of his own name), had a remarkable success rate until the 1985 launch. Previously he had been the brains behind an early version of the pocket calculator and the ZX Spectrum, but the C5 was a colossal failure. The problem was, in short, that until the nation subscribed to the idea that we’d all get along much better if we each had a slow, tiny, electric and environmentally friendly car, it just wasn’t going to succeed. We move too fast as a nation for the innocence of the C5 to have worked. That and the thought of ploughing to work in the snow at a measly 15mph was only a cretin’s idea of fun.

It could’ve worked, though. The advent of climate awareness and a renewed attentive streak towards the environment means that we humans have started to embrace the electric car (and it’ll be even better when we can afford one). Sinclair had the right idea, but was perhaps too far ahead of his time. If he’d had access to today’s technology, who’s to say we wouldn’t still be using the C5 now?

Mario Kart Nostalgia

Friday, December 11th, 2009

We’ve had something rather special arrive at IWOOT Towers - samples of some new remote control Mario Karts. That’s right. Mario Kart, but in real life. And miniature. It’s difficult to express quite how cool this is if you weren’t beguiled by the ludicrously addictive early Mario Kart games, but for those among you that were, you’ll know that this is Super Mario-mazing. Rather than showing you pictures and silly videos of us larking about with them (no doubt that’ll happen in the new year, stay tuned), I thought we should stop to consider the original game itself.

I’ve spent a good portion of this afternoon racking my brains about the original SNES version (bought in Currys for my older brother and I as a Christmas present in about 1994, good times…), and am now a nostalgia-ridden mess of pixelated pining. By far my favourite thing about this game was the solitary time trial mode. I really must have been a lonesome child. Hours were whiled away, trying desperately to get a sub-20 second lap time on Rainbow Road, a sub-12 second lap time on Mario Circuit 1… ah, memories.

Anyway, a little bit of trawling has yielded some interesting results - I was never as good as this:

Nor this:

Perhaps even more amazingly, there are several websites dedicated to the current (well, current for a game released in 1992) world record holders and leader boards. An amazing subculture. I feel like Louis Theroux. Have a look here to see who’s currently the niftiest with Donkey Kong around the ghost levels (I was always a Koopa man myself…).

Apologies for the terrible nerd-out, it is a Friday after all.

Mac and Tom Cruise?

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

I am a huge Apple Fan. I love their ads. I love Top Gun. I love 80s Tom Cruise. I am not so sure I like modern Tom Cruise. He’s creepy. This ad is funny. Watch it now.

Dirty Tricks

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

So, it turns out that DannyWoot doesn’t have an iPhone. Apparently, the people in CS told him that they would help him win the iPhone if he wore a Raul shirt. I have to point out the stupidity of this because: a) he can’t win it ’cause he works here and b) he has now alienated himself from Team Creative. I think we should fire him. I am now also constantly concerned for Pepe’s well-being.

Seriously, was TRYING to win an iPhone he can’t win worth it?!

 

 

Guilty as sin.

Win An iPhone Week 10 (sob…)

Monday, November 30th, 2009

It’s finally here. Week 10. One more roll of the dice.

We’ve been entertained, affected and not a little bit terrified by the wealth of bizarreness we’ve uncovered on this merry technological odyssey whereby we released 10 iPhones into the wild for your gain, but boy has it been worth it. We’ve started a little community that we hope we can nurture - it’s an area where no one should feel bad for uploading a photo of their cat wearing a bumble bee costume.

But we digress.

 

The final iPhone competition has a very simple premise - we want you to prove to us that YOU want that iPhone the most. How far would you go? We don’t care how you prove it, but as long as you show us that, for whatever reason, you need that sleek little wizard’s-best-friend in your life. Make a video, write us a letter, bombard us with Tweets, bake us some cake (we like this idea a lot) - just make sure you don’t miss your final chance to win that precious iPhone. Facebook, Twitter, the blog or good old Royal Mail - do what you have to do to get your mitts on it.

So, to recap, the title of the comp this week is “How Much Do You Want An iPhone?”, and we want all entries in by 10AM  Monday, December 7th 2009. Anything received after that will not be counted as an entry. Unless it’s cake.

All the social media outlets are fairly self-explanatory, but some people have requested our postal address:

Creative Department
Unit C11 Parkhall Trading Estate
40 Martell Road
London
SE21 8EN

Good luck!

Competition Terms & Conditions:

• Closing Date For this competition is 10AM on Monday 7th December 2009.
• Sadly, you can only enter this competition once. (You can’t fool us, you know!)
• This competition is completely free to enter, no purchase is necessary.
• No cash alternative is available for the prize(s) offered.
• This competition is open to residents of the UK only.
• Employees of I Want One of Those and their immediate families and anyone professionally connected with the promotion are not eligible to enter this competition
• The winner will be chosen by the IWOOT team.
• The winner will be notified of their win via Facebook or Twitter or however they choose to enter, and under the name submitted on their entry. If a response to this notification is not received within 14 days, IWOOT reserves the right to randomly select another winner. In light of this, please ensure you submit an email address that you use regularly!
• No responsibility will be accepted for entries that are not received. Any obscene material submitted will be deleted and not count as an entry.
• From time to time we may include customer comments and feedback on the site, and in our catalogue and other media. By submitting your comment you are granting us permission to publish it and, if necessary, edit it for clarity and typos.

Slanket Friday

Friday, November 27th, 2009

For reasons best left unknown (here’s a clue: lunchtime pint), a cloud of tiredness hangs over the Creative department this afternoon. Friday is, traditionally, a day for silliness, occasional workplace high-jinks and the odd game of catch. Don’t get us wrong, we tried that (Pepe had the throwing of a lifetime), but there’s something markedly “…sigh…” about this particular Friday.

Thankfully, working in such a well-stocked office as IWOOT Towers, there are ways to get around the problem of feeling a little sorry for yourself - we’ve gone and had a Slanket Friday. Ahh…

Slanket Friday - a new initiative brought to you by IWOOT. An tiredness.

So. Much. Better. Have a nice weekend everyone!