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The iPad – The IWOOT Verdict

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

At last! It’s here! But is Apple’s brand spanking new tablet-y, computer-y, entertainment-y, eBook-y, baking-tray-y iPad worth your time and money if you already have an iPhone or an iPod Touch? Via the medium of Skype, we Wooters have a little look at what Steve Jobs spent last night having nightmares about…

Danny Woot: So the iPad – doth it rock or doth it suck?

Jimbo Woot: Don’t you mean the Really Big 3G Ipod Touch?

Danny: I think it looks like a baking tray.

Jimbo: I am an Apple snob. So obviously love everything about it. I just don’t see myself ever needing one.

Jenna Woot: It could be the new version of the Trigger Happy “HELLO!” sketch.

Danny: “YEAH… YEAH… IT’S AN IPAD… NAH, IT’S RUBBISH…”

Jimbo: I would definitely consider buying one if my daily commute was an hour or so, and if as Jenna suggested earlier in the kitchen, it had an amazing sketching app. I also think that it is quite a bold move for Apple to rely on the delivery of saucy apps determining the success of it.

Jenna: Yeah, I’d love it to sketch on, thing is you can get this awesome stuff – paper and pencil – that costs next to nothing…

Danny: Oh yeah, I’ve heard of that.

Jenna: I’d buy it if it would let me play super flight control.

Danny: So what other apps are going to be available? I’ve read about the New York Times one, but that’s another “should we pay for the news?” issue.

Jimbo: They have the basic word processing and spreadsheet apps.

Jenna: They have plenty games.

Jimbo: Sky News is free on the iPhone. Again, the relevance of the device is determined by third parties. Weird.

Dino Woot: Not really, look at the original iPhone. It was massively successful without an app store.

Jimbo: BUT IT WAS A PHONE.

Dino: But the app store definitely blew it away.

Jenna: Otherwise you have a glorified mp3 player and web browser.

Jimbo: HAHA! I would love to buy an iPad just to walk around pretending to talk on it!

Dino: That would be classic. I am disappointed that it runs on the same OS as the iPhone and iPod Touch.

Danny: What kind of OS would suit it better?

Jimbo: The OS is irrelavant if apps are created properly. This set of pics gets me excited about the iPad.

iPad 

Jimbo: Imagine walking into a job interview, and showing your portfolio on it. THAT would be sick.

Jenna: If you could use a stylus with illustrator it would be really good for logo design/illustration.

Danny: I could definitely imagine using the bottom right image – kind of like an old word processor machine.

Jimbo: Have you guys ever seen this video?

Jimbo: It’s about Multi Touch interface. Imagine taking some of this and adding it into it – and this was in 2006!

Jenna: eBooks are really popular and they cost £150+.

Jimbo: The new Kindle is £200.

Danny: And what’s the RRP for the iPad?

Jimbo: No one really knows yet.

Danny: Care to hazard a guess?

Jimbo: Starting @ £400? It says it will start at $499 in the US. The Kindle DX Wireless is $489.99.

Dino: That is stupidly expensive for en eBook reader.

Danny: So, without the opportunity to get one on contract like an iPhone, are people really going to pay that much?

Jimbo: Good question. I might actually get suckered into a £20/month contract if I get one for free.

Danny: They can bill you at the same time they bill you for your iPhone.

Jimbo: The standard rule of thumb is generally to wait for 3rd gen anyways :)

Jenna: You can get Apple products on credit, it would be sort of like paying for a contract.

Danny: I suppose so, but I think you’re right about waiting – how much of this will be obsolete by the time the next one comes out?

Jimbo: Well for a start they are going to have to increase the memory size.

Danny: Any more physical size and you could do oven chips on it.

Jenna: You could have your steak cooking on the PS3 and chips on the iPad – thats multi-use technology!

Dino: The option for removable media is also disappointing. The lack of, anyway.

Danny: So final thoughts – good or bad?

Jimbo: Only time and the app developers will tell.

Jenna: If I had a private yacht I would totally get one to use on it- it would definitely be my web browsing/word processing device of choice

Danny: I still struggle with an iPod, so I’m going to wait until five years after everyone else has one and then consider getting one second-hand.

Dino: I really think that it has potential in terms of what third parties will do with it, and I am quite excited to see what they will put out. But at the same time I am quite disappointed that it doesn’t seem much more than an enlarged iPhone. Maybe my disappointment will turn around when I see what is really possible with it.

We're Still Rubbish at the Nighthawk

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh dear…

A Kindred Spirit!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

We’ve received some correspondence from the good folk at Dog Fouling and Red Rubber Bands, informing us of their mission to rid the streets of the titular foes. Though we approach the issue of red rubber bands in different ways – we opt for creating new life forms, they just want them off the streets – we are at least united in our cause.

So we salute you, oh creators of Dog Fouling and Red Rubber Bands, though we think the emphasis on the former in your content is a little misleading. Having said that, we mostly blog about helicopters and Mortal Kombat, so who are we to judge?

Anyway, for those who might be interested in Pepe’s health, here’s a photo of him from this afternoon:

Whoa fella.

Doesn’t he look well?! If you fancy sending him some red rubber band DNA, then all you need to know is here.

Mucking about with the Nighthawk RC Helicopter

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

It’s a lot harder than it looks. Honest.

We’re currently trying to master the dark art of successfully piloting the RC Nighthawk Helicopter, but it’s proving to be something of a challenge. First things first, we can barely get the thing to stop spinning long enough to actually fly it in any particular direction. Apparently it’s all in the ‘trim’. Whatever that means. Second things second, out attempted course from Jimbo Woot’s desk to the lockers and back again has yet to be conquered. We’ve made it to the lockers safely, but the return flight always seems to end in either hilarity or us worriedly checking for damage. Good thing it’s durable.

Anyway, have a look at us being jolly terrible at aviation in general:

Oxford Students Banned From Using Spotify

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

An unspoken reliance seeps across the nation’s offices and bedrooms. It is both a quiet and publicly-known phenomenon that, until now, has been operating unfettered throughout establishments big and small, industrious and lazy. Spotify, as you probably know, is the music streaming service that has deals with most of the major record labels and subsidiaries, makes scores of back catalogues available for all to hear, and distracts all who use it from doing something more important.

With that in mind, some senior sorts at Oxford University (don’t ask us to name the college, our research team is on holiday) have banned Spotify from student accommodation in an effort to get them to not only free up some much-needed bandwidth, but get them to concentrate a little harder. Though why they think that nixing Spotify access won’t prompt them to just use iTunes or, gasp, an actual physical CD is something of a mystery.

Having said that, IWOOT Towers would most likely crumble to a paltry pile of rubble if this most necessary of applications was taken away. No longer could we Skype each other links to obscure punk covers of hip-hop classics, and gone would be the days of the shared playlist. I asked JimboWoot what he would do if Spotify was banned from the office, and this is what he had to say:

“Resign. With immediate effect. Because the actions that would occur straight after that would result in me being fired. I’m talking chairs through windows, bums in photocopiers and vodka in my coffee. And lets be honest, resigning first before I got fired would look better on my CV.”

So, Oxford high-up bods, think of what damage students could do to your lovely buildings with their pent-up Spotify aggression.

Original story posted at The Guardian.

We Made A Tiny Snowman…

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

If there’s one thing that snow’s good for, it’s turning it yellow making a snow man. That’s why we ran down to the carpark at the first sign of the white stuff and got building – ain’t he cute?!

 

He began as two lumps...

He became a man...

And then a scholar. Thanks to JimboWoot's foot for the scale.

New Year's Resolutions

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

So you’ve polished off the last slab of Stollen and hovered up the pine needles, you’ve taken down the decorations and cancelled the subscription to the cookery channel that you drunkenly ordered on Boxing Day. Naturally, thoughts turn to the New Year and the dreaded water-cooler question – what’s your New Year’s Resolution?

Being such a self-improving bunch here at IWOOT Towers, we’ve opened up that question to the whole office and compiled some of the choicest for your perusal. We’re not all overweight, paranoid, force-feeding maniacs, honest.

 

Lee-Anne, Marketing: My New Years resolution is to stop getting parking tickets, and if I do make sure to pay them on time.

Chris, Customer Services: I have resolved to stop forcing my girlfriend to eat cheese. It’s not like I strap her down or anything, I just add it to every thing I cook!

Matt, Marketing: My new years resolution is to be “better, stronger, faster” like the Bionic Man but without the flares and with longer sideburns.

Beejal, Customer Services: Mine is to stop letting the weather affect my mood! I might as well get used to the fact I live in London and it’ll never be above 20 degrees, so yes, New Year’s Resolution is to think positive – whatever the weather!

Debbie, Customer Services: Mine is to write to my Granny more often.

Cathy, Customer Services: Apart from all the dull and necessary ones (lose 3 stone, be more motivated, get out of horrible, crippling debt etc etc bleurgh bleurgh bleurgh), to accept that it is no longer 1995 and that I am not:
a) 17
b) Going to marry James Dean Bradfield

Jenna, Creative: To die less.

Jemma, Customer Services: 1) Stop eating cake for breakfast, 2) Start treating my Kitten like a cat, not a new-born baby…I can’t help it, he’s sooooo cute! 3) Stop singing out loud when I have my earphones in on the bus…

Paula, Marketing: Mine is to buy better gifts, and to be more organised when it comes to buying presents for friends, and particularly offspring of friends. That may sounds a little sales-like considering who I work for though!

Helen, Customer Services: I’m resolving to stop making New Year’s resolutions. As you can see, I’ve not had much luck so far.

Simon, B2B: to be continuously better than JimboWoot.

James, Creative: To do a dive when I see a shark.

Ben, Customer Services: My New Year’s Resolution this year is to conquer Customer Service like no-one has before. Oh, it’s a dream. Also, to listen to London’s Heart FM for 8 hours every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Oh cheer up Ben, life doesn’t get better than Heart Breakfast with Jamie and Harriet! Anyway, feel free to add your own resolutions below…

IWOOT muck about in the snow

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Anyone with either windows or jobs will yesterday have realised that we had some hectic weather conditions yesterday. So, with the all-clear to try and get home early to avoid any potential traffic/transport nightmares, we decided that the best course of action was to muck about in the snow and go to the pub. Sensible, eh?

It turns out that some were luckier than others in the great rush to get home – KieranWoot took about half an hour just to get out West Norwood, JimboWoot was jammy as anything and managed to hop on the last London Bridge train for a good hour, and DinoWoot, JennaWoot and myself had to stand on the platform at West Norwood station for what seemed like ages. There was very little community spirit.

Still, we did do this:

Good times.

The IWOOT Christmas Spotify Playlist

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

After much deliberation, we’re thrilled to share our Christmas Spotify Playlist – just click the link to hear it, Spotifiers!

There’s a list below with the names of all those who suggested each song – a few were added by some IWOOT people too, so there’s a fair old mix. So pour yourself some mulled wine and chow down on a mince pie – it’s Chriiiiiiistmaaaaas!

 

 

The IWOOT Christmas Playlist

1. Andy Williams – Carol Of The Bells (chosen by Liz Edmunds)
2. The Ronettes – Sleigh Ride (chosen by Cathy from Customer Services)
3. The Darkness – Christmas Time (chosen by Merle Gray)
4. John Lennon – Happy Xmas (War Is Over) (chosen by Debbie from Customer Services)
5. Greg Lake – I Believe In Father Christmas (chosen by Ruth Crothers)
6. Mariah Carey – All I Want For Christmas Is You (chosen by Holly Morrison and James from Creative)
7. The Pogues Featuring Kirsty MacColl – Fairytale Of New York (chosen by loads of people)
8. Mike Oldfield – In Dulci Jubilo (chosen by Nicola Sumnal)
9. Cliff Richard & The Shadows – Mistletoe And Wine (chosen by Cat Purple)
10. Wham! – Last Christmas (chosen by Cass from Customer Services)
11. blink-182 – I Won’t Be Home For Christmas (chosen by Jenna from Creative)
12. Aled Jones – Walking In The Air (chosen by Rich James)
13. Darlene Love – Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) (chosen by Dan from Creative)
14. Badly Drawn Boy – Donna And Blitzen (chosen by Paul Tuck)
15. Johnny Mathis – It’s Beginning To Look Like Christmas (chosen by @madbird32)
16. Eartha Kitt – Santa Baby (chosen by Carol Hinn)
17. James Brown – Hey America (chosen by Jonny Riches)
18. RUN-DMC – Christmas In Hollis (chosen by Sagar from Tech)
19. Jona Lewie – Stop The Cavalry (chosen by Daniel Hainsworth-Sayer)
20. Bad News – Cashing In On Christmas (chosen by Chris from Customer Services)
21. The Drifters – White Christmas (chosen by @papasken1960)
22. Elton John – Step Into Christmas (chosen by Jackie Harris)
23. Wizzard – I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday (chosen by Jamie Cubiss)
24. Tony Christie – Merry Xmas Everybody (so many people picked Slade, so we thought we’d jazz it up a little…)
25. Band Aid – Do They Know It’s Christmas? (chosen by Tom Clamp)
26. Mud – Lonely This Christmas (chosen by Georgie Williams)
27. Doug Kershaw – Dominic The Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey) (chosen by Sergio from IWOOT)
28. Jimi Hendrix & Band Of Gypsys – Auld Lang Syne (chosen by Elliot from Marketing)

Enjoy!

IWOOT Kitschmas Party 2009

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Office Christmas Party season is upon us once again and you’re probably already looking forward to the prospect of Malcolm from accounts photocopying his arse before passing out under his desk. Obviously we’re no different at IWOOT Towers (though we’ve no idea who Malcolm is), and we celebrated the coming of Jesus/Santa/Friday with due mirth, frivolity and costumes. The theme, in case you can’t tell from these pictures, is Kitsch.

That jumper came from eBay, that shirt came from the office. Depressing, eh?

The Kitsch Factor finalists battle it out for a shot at Xmas No. 1...

Team Creative (featuring Carlton from the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air)

Anyone else a little scared of Customer Services?

Not really, CS are lovely, see?

You may remember what happened last time Rob got a microphone in his hands – for those of you who don’t, why not have a little look here. Everyone else can surely imagine what the audio equivalent of this picture would be. Wow.

I preferred his work with Another Level.