Archive for the ‘Funny Stuff’ Category

Pets do the funniest things…

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

 

Pets come in all shapes and sizes, from cute and fluffy to damn right scruffy, here at IWOOT we love them all the same. Pets are always there to give us a helping hand through a hard day, give us a giggle or a snuggle. Check out our pet gifts to please your pets…Click here for pet gifts.

 

 

Stuff for your pets…

Cat Play Houses - Fire Engine 	            Frolicat Bolt                         Dog IQ Test

Frolicat Bolt                          Cat Play Houses                  Dog IQ Test

As we are a nation of pet lovers we thought it’s time to show how much we love our pets…and the reasons why. Send us pictures of your pets. We want to see funny, cute, creative, weird and wonderful pictures of your pets.

Here are a few of our favourites…Can you do better?

Add your comments and post your pictures below! (If you have any trouble, email Olivia.olsson@thehutgroup.com) Who’s got the best pet…?

 

Spot the difference

Still searching for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow…?

Peeping Tom
Hitchin’ a ride

Make yourselves comfy…

            

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Top Celeb Dad’s and What We’d Buy Them For Father’s Day

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

As grateful sons and daughters across the country should know only too well, June 19 is Father’s Day, a day to honour the perennially grumpy, DIY obsessed, eternally lawn mowing head of your household.

Now we know not all of you banked on having to buy your Dad a Gift this year, but given that we all survived the Rapture, our attention now focuses on showing that ‘old geezer’ in the armchair that we love and care for him (probably thrusting a present into his hands on his way to the fridge before the Grand Prix starts)

So from heart warming gifts to simple token gestures here at IWOOT towers we have compiled some great gift ideas suitable for all types of Daddy, Father, male parent, pops, papa, poppy!

Is your dad a RETRO dad?

Retro Dad Paul MccartneyCommon Traits: King of the Bad jokes, dodgy dancing and cringe-making discussions about sex a retro Dad is a creature from the bye–gone age to commonly found driving a Ford Capri, sucking liquorice whirls, wearing turn ups and reading Viz they love to pick you up from a groovy party and talk with your friends.

Celebrity Retro dads: Paul McCartney, Rod Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Hasselhoff

Perfect products: 80s IPhone case, The Big Trak, Catapencil, Nighthawk Gyro Helicopter, Monty Python Wafer Mints, Rock n Roll Quiffs

Is your dad a GEEK dad?

geek dad ross gellerCommon Traits: He continues to monitor your development on a high chart despite you leaving home some years ago the geeky dad built you a tree house using mathematical precision and gave you an abacus for your first birthday. His enthusiasm for comics, World Cinema, toys and Japan qualify him as one of the biggest geeks around.

Celebrity Geek dads: Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Darth Vader, Ross Geller

Perfect products: Binary Watch, Sudoku Loo Roll, Bucky Balls, Equation Clock, Iphone 4 mini microscope, Dr Who boxset

Is your dad a TECH dad?

tech dad johnny deppCommon Traits: There are plenty of Dad’s who can just about turn on the computer, but not tech dad. Tech Dad wants every gadget going whether it’s too look cool in front of his mates or ‘cos he think it’ll make life easier. The fact he’s got a bunch of gadgets relegated to the spare room after they’ve been used once or twice is besides the point. Only the newest gadgets will do.

Celebrity executive dads: Johnny Depp, Jonathan Ross, Kramer from Seinfeld, Tim Lovejoy

Perfect products: Laser Theatre, Anti-Gravity Platform, Telly Terminate

Is your dad an EXECUTIVE dad?

executive dad alan sugarCommon Traits: The executive dad is a workaholic and desperate to give his children the chances he never had. Jet setting, swarve, sophisticated or simply in a flap these dads often need a hand relaxing, unwinding and throwing their golf clubs in the back of the company car.

Celebrity executive dads: Alan Sugar, Tom Cruise, Peter Jones, Donald Trump

Perfect products: Camera Lens Cup, My Scratch Mat, USB Cup Warmer, Stressberry, Undercover laptop sleeve

Is your dad an OUTDOOR dad?

outdoor dad david beckhamCommon Traits: Daredevil dads with a zest for life these outdoor dads are good at pitching a tent and rustling up a bonza bbq! Up at the crack of dawn to get you to your swimming lessons, ballet practice and piano tuition these dads are full on and ready to dive in!

Celebrity outdoor dads: David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Ray Mears

Perfect products: Pocket Fishing Rod, Portable Kitchen Sink, BBQ Swords, Beer Machine Brew Master

Food envy: Angry Birds cupcakes

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

Could someone please make the IWOOT team some of these please:

We can’t get enough of these fuming fowls whether it’s on the iPhone or the cuddly, all most real-life versions, but having seen these cupcakes (check out all the other attempts on Google: search ‘Angry Birds cupcakes’) we’re now partially obsessed with eating a cupcake with an Angry Bird on it.

angry birds cupcake

angry birds

angry birds

What Maketh a Geek?

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Which category do you fall into? Geek, nerd, dweeb or dork? To the unassuming regular person these are all part of the same classification for a person with a strong interest and enthusiasm for something. Like coding computers. Or studying rocks. Or keeping 10 Tamigotchi’s alive for as long as possible to beat the World Record. So which of these categories do you fall into?

Still not sure? To be honest, some of us IWOOTers didn’t feel compelled to fall into any of those categories, yet still felt there was something geeky about us. Then we discovered the 15 signs you’re a geek and realised we definitely were (especially with point no. 7 & 8). How many of these apply to you?

1. You have tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of just three.
3. You start tilting your head sideways to smile : )
4. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
5. You turn off your computer and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
6. You can chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.
7. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
8. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
9. Your daughter sells Charity Cookies via her own web site.
10. You call your son’s mobile phone to let him know it’s time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, “What’s for dinner?”
11. Your idea of being organised is multiple-coloured Post-it notes.
12. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
13. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
14. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
15. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

If you’re reading this and nodding then congratulations you are officially GEEK!!

geek pride uk

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International Geek Pride Day is celebrated every year on the 25th May. By taking part in the celebrations you are allowing yourself to be open to the policies of the Geek Pride Manifesto:

Rights:
1. The right to be even geekier.
2. The right to not leave your house.
3. The right to not like football or any other sport.
4. The right to associate with other nerds.
5. The right to have few friends (or none at all).
6. The right to have as many geeky friends as you want.
7. The right to be out of style.
8. The right to be overweight and near-sighted.
9. The right to show off your geekiness.
10. The right to take over the world.

Responsibilities:
1. Be a geek, no matter what.
2. Try to be nerdier than anyone else.
3. If there is a discussion about something geeky, you must give your opinion.
4. To save and protect all geeky material.
5. Do everything you can to show off geeky stuff as a “museum of geekiness.”
6. Don’t be a generalized geek. You must specialize in something.
7. Attend every nerdy movie on opening night and buy every geeky book before anyone else.
8. Wait in line on every opening night. If you can go in costume or at least with a related T-shirt, all the better.
9. Don’t waste your time on anything not related to geekdom.
10. Try to take over the world!

geek pride day uk

Click here to find out more about Geek Pride Day

Join in the conversation on Twitter #GeekPrideUK

Get Geeky and You Could Win a Nerdy Prize

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

To celebrate International Geek Pride Day on the 25th May we’re giving away loads of prizes ranging from iwantoneofthose.com gift vouchers to Talking Yodas to some techy stuff. Like the sound of that?

Here’s how to get involved…

::Show us the Geek::

Just how geeky do you consider yourself? Upload a photo of you being your usual geeky self to our Facebook page here: facebook.com/iwantoneofthose and you’ll be in with a chance of winning a geeky prize bundle of amazingness worth £150. Criteria: the geekier the photo, the better.

::Geek Giveaway::

Win a prize a day – there’ll be a new quiz question on our Facebook & Twitter pages every day in the run up to Geek Pride Day. Answer the question each day and you’ll have a chance of winning vouchers, Talking Yoda’s, cameras and more.

geek pride day uk
Click here to find out more about Geek Pride Day.

Join in the conversation on Twitter #GeekPrideUK

The important picking of winners blurb: Two lucky winners will be picked for the photo competition based on the best photo uploaded to our Facebook page after the 26th May. Winners of the daily quiz will be picked after the 26th May. Some spot prizes may also be given at random.

Geek Pride Day UK – 25th May 2011

Monday, May 16th, 2011

A ‘Geek’ – (noun slang)

Nerd, Dweeb, Dork, Spod and Genius….? However you disguise it ‘Geek’ is mainstream!

Iwantoneofthose.com is celebrating the phenomenal rise of Geek Chic as we embrace Geek Pride Day by outing the inner geek in all of us.

This year we intend to bring the party to the shores of the UK and show it is good to be a geek – what’s more we are making it as easy as e = mc2 to take part!

What is Geek Pride Day?

In 1998 a guy named Tim McEachern started “The Geek Pride Festival” in Albany, New York.

Geek Pride Day is an initiative which claims the right of every person to be a nerd or a geek.

It has been celebrated on May 25th since 2006, the date of the premiere of the first Star Wars movie in 1977.

Geek Pride Day also shares the same day as two other science-fiction fan days – Towel Day, for fans of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy by Douglas Adams, and the Glorious 25th of May, for fans of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.

Why we believe the UK should celebrate Geek Pride Day

Iwantoneofthose.com is renowned for being the UK’s leading website for a wide selection of cool stuff including gadgets, gifts, boys toys and all sorts of fabulous goodies.

However when it comes down to it we’re proud to admit that the Iwantoneofthose.com team are a motley crew of geeks, nerds and fanboys / girls who love our tech, sci-fi and all things clever.

Us geeks are a diverse bunch with one common quality; passion, and we believe that it’s about time that the UK started celebrating and embracing Geek Pride.

How are we going to celebrate Geek Pride Day UK – May 25th 2011

We want to help make Geek Pride Day an institution in the UK over the next few years, starting in 2011.

Over the course of the next ten days we’re going to run social competitions and giveaways, talk to some interesting ‘uber-geeks’ , try to understand a bit more what you think being a geek actually means to you, run some great site offers and hopefully have some fun.

So keep an eye on Iwantoneofthose.com, our blog, Twitter and Facebook pages over the next few days and get ready to celebrate Geek Pride Day on May 25th.

Don’t forget to join in the conversation on Twitter: #geekprideuk

P.S.
If  you’ve any ideas or suggestions on how we should support  and promote Geek Pride Day in the UK on May 25th please mail  Daniella.graves@thehutgroup.com.

Highlights: World Beard and Moustache Championship 2011

Monday, May 16th, 2011

According to someone “…the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent, sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly things.”

Yet for some men growing a thick beard with perfect coverage is near on impossible. Luckily for these blokes, who triumphed at the World Beard & Moustache Championships in Norway recently, they will always be considered sturdy and willing (for as long as their beard remains in tact).

Let’s take a look at some of the winners (inspiration for Movember perhaps?):

world beard and moustache championship

world beard and moustache championship

world beard and moustache championship

world beard and moustache championship

Some customer photos…

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Now that Christmas is done and dusted (though the streets still seem to be littered with pine needles from discarded trees), we’ve had a couple of photos sent to us of people enjoying their IWOOT Christmas presents. This is exactly the sort of thing we love to receive at IWOOT, and heck, it makes us feel all warm inside, so we thought we’d share it with you.

First up, here’s an alternative use of one of our boxes, courtesy of @weeniebeenie on Twitter:

And this one from @harrietjeckells, who bought one of our Sumo Suits for her little brother:

Happiest boy ever? Probably. Furthermore, here’s one of his dad:

Do feel free to tweet us your snaps of IWOOT stuff in use, even if it’s just a cat in one of our boxes. Actually, make that particularly if it’s just a cat in one of our boxes.

Worst Christmas Present Winner

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

As soon as Santa had delivered his last gift (feel sorry for whoever got that), we launched a competition to find the worst Christmas present given this year, and boy did we have some strong contenders. Of course, we had to select one winner from the photos submitted, and it turned out to be a pretty unanimous decision here at IWOOT Towers.

So without any more dilly-dallying, we unveil the winner:

We’re sure you’ll agree that this is literally unbelievable. A onesie. With elephants on. Pink elephants. Poor old Samantha Coles. She could at least try and look grateful. Congratulations and £100 of IWOOT vouchers are winging their way to her as we speak!

Thanks to everyone who entered the competition, we had a right old laugh wondering who on earth would think giving Sellotape as a Christmas present was a good idea.

Rice Bunny Loves The Gift Of Nothing

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

When we were trawling our analytics over Christmas (we lead exciting lives…) we noticed that a rather large amount of traffic had come via this odd little video on YouTube:

We’re rather fond of our gift of Nothing (perfect for when you can’t think of what to give someone), but it seems our friend Rice Bunny has a rather more in-depth appreciation of it than we thought possible. Listen to her extol the virtues of this most ingenious of gifts, it’s clear she’s thought long and hard about what to get her financially secure boyfriend.

Thanks Rice Bunny, we hope he enjoys it!