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Win Everything You Need For The Perfect BBQ

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

The super chaps at Gastro Alfresco have, rather sportingly, furnished us with a whole load of essential BBQ bits and bobs to make sure your summer is as delectable as possible. So that means Pimm’s, crisps, Wine, deli wraps, cheese and more. Here at IWOOT we’re most excited about the Crabbie’s alcoholic ginger beer. In fact, we contemplated keeping it for ourselves and just not mentioning it, but our conscience (also known as the marketing department) kicked in. The long and short of it is that there are 5 Gastro Alfresco boxes to win, each of them worth £50 and ram-jam-packed with tastiness.

This could be yours...

Anyway, as you know, BBQs are an essential part of the great British summer, but with the focus being on South Africa all this summer (just because the World Cup’s over doesn’t mean the BBQs should be) we think it’s about time we celebrate the Braai tradition. In fact, National BBQ Week was this year renamed National Braai week to celebrate. Visit the website to get all manner of recipes and tips on how to make the most of your BBQ extravaganza.

We imagine this is what you look like when you win.

Back to the competition – all we need you to do is simply answer the following question and put the answer in an email to marketing@iwantoneofthose.com by July 31st, preferably with the subject heading “BBQ Competition”. So, that question…

What’s the South African term for BBQ?

Be sure to include your name, address and age in your email. Good luck!

All types of nom...

Terms & Conditions

• By entering this competition you agree to receive IWOOT’s rather marvelous email newsletter. You can unsubscribe at any time.
• There are 5 ultimate BBQ prizes to be one.
• Prize Draw will take place on the 1st August ’10. The 5 lucky winners will be chosen from all of the correct entries and will be notified by email.
• The winners will be notified via the email address submitted on the entry. If a response to this notification is not received within 14 days, IWOOT reserves the right to randomly select another winner. In light of this, please ensure you submit an email address that you use regularly!
• You can enter the competition as many times as you like.
• This competition is completely free to enter, no purchase is necessary.
• Employees of I Want One of Those their immediate families and anyone professionally connected with the promotion are not eligible to enter this competition
• No responsibility will be accepted for entries that are not received.
• There is no cash alternative available.
• The judges’ decision is final.
• This competition is open to UK residents only.

June's Review Of The Month Winners

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

We know what you’re thinking – it’s almost the middle of July and we’re only just getting around to sorting out last month’s reviews. Well, with the IWOOT office having been turned into a flurry of catalogue production and website upgrades, it just got away from us slightly. So soz about that. Friends again?

Great! So, let’s give all these reviews the blog inches they deserve!

First up and winner of our £50 IWOOT Voucher is Sirram, for this lovely summation of the On The Run Notebooks:

“Sooo much fun:

Childish these may be, and entirely without any practical purpose, but these little passport beauties are just so much fun. Granted they are completely pointless, possibly worse than that they have the potential to entirely scupper any overseas travel plans if you are unfortunate enough to mix them up with the real thing and therefore arrive identity-less at an airport. However, I can forgive them all of that because there is something so appealing about the fantasy of escaping the harsh economic climate with a new identity and a new start overseas. I particularly like the inherent amusement in thinking a Cuban passport would be a passport to anywhere, and I have no idea what country one of the set is supposed to be from, but who cares. I got these delivered to me at work, and such was the enthusiasm of my colleagues I’ve donated some to be a prize in a Race for Life raffle… might have to buy some extra tickets myself though as don’t really want to part with them…”

Winner of the £75 IWOOT Voucher for the best photo review comes from Elijah who, as you can see, has had a rare old time mucking about with our Pandas in the garden. Kudos on finding actual bamboo.

Aww...

Rather unbelievably, no video reviews have been submitted this month, so some silly sausage has missed out on a whopping £150 IWOOT Voucher. Make sure we rectify it next month please chaps. As always, reviews you submit of IWOOT products you may have bought and loved (or hated) are automatically entered into our Review Of The Month competition, so by chatting about your purchases (or snapping and videoing them) can get you even more IWOOT-flavoured goodness.

JennaWoot's iPhone Replacement

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

Our JennaWoot is a Geordie lass of much distinction, but when it comes to iPhone security, she’s come a little unstuck. Due to various reasons (none of them involving alcohol) she has now managed to lose three iPhones. The insurance people have been a little slow in sending a new one out, so in the meantime Jenna has been forced to make a new style of multimedia phone:

Ingenious.

A quick swap, and it's got MP3s as well!

Want to get rid of those Vuvuzelas from the World Cup coverage?

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

If, like hundreds of people who complained to the BBC, you’re finding the constant drone of the Vuvuzela to be a bit of a distraction during the World Cup coverage, then some bright spark in Germany has the answer. By simply running the audio through some bog-standard software, you can make the games no longer sound like they’re being invaded by a swarm of hornets.

According to the chaps at Gizmodo, the German boffin behind it “runs the audio from his TV through a Mac Mini running Logic Express. A series of bandpass EQ filters in the software neatly excise the offensive frequencies, leaving the game blissfully vuvuzela-free.”

So there you have it! Don’t say we never give you anything. Maybe Rob Green could do with the silence in the next game so he doesn’t get put off (too soon?).

Dad – embarrassing, but I love him anyway!

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Dads can be unbearably embarrassing, can’t they? Don’t get us wrong; we think that as far as paying for things, free taxis and advice on the birds and the bees, Dads are generally ace. But sometimes, they just happen to turn up at the inopportune moment, play that Lynyrd Skynyrd record too loud in the car or insist on dropping you off at the front door of the house party you’re off to.

With Father’s Day fast approaching, it’s time to celebrate our Dads. We want you to submit your most embarrassing Dad stories by Tuesday 15th June – the most toe-curling ones will win their Dad one of five Gyro Flyer RC Helicopters, which will be delivered to them in time for Father’s Day itself – you don’t have to lift a finger! Even if you’ve already gotten him something (and well done if you have), no present in the world is going to beat the giddy joy of piloting an RC Helicopter. Trust us.

So submit away – we want you to post your Embarrassing Dad Stories on our Facebook wall, where you’ll be able to read everyone else’s as well. Go on – embarrass yourself and do your Dad proud!

Just to get the ball rolling, here’s one such embarrassing story from our very own JimboWoot. His Dad sounds like a legend.

“It was a dark and stormy teenage disco, I was 12 (a most impressionable age) but more importantly, I was late. My father had told me he would collect me at 11pm, and it was now a daring 11.03pm. What would cause me to be so risqué? A girl. of course. Just when I was delivering the world’s best pick-up line (ok, not really, but I was twelve and believed it to be so) a bright illumination of sorts appeared in the middle of the dance floor. My eyes were immediately drawn to the amazing hi-tech pyrotechnics, but my awe was short-lived as I realised that it was, indeed, my Dad. In his stripy pajamas and fluffy slippers, he walked in with a flashlight. Unfortunately for me it was one of those road safety types – with a torch, indicator light and a long beam. He had all of them going off at once!Eventually one of the many social death rays of light found me, and he hollered at the top of his voice “JAMIE! It’s TIME TO GO!”. It took some time for my mates to ever let me live that one down.”


You’ll probably want some Terms and Conditions, won’t you? Well, enjoy…

  • Entries may be submitted from 5PM on Thursday 27th May 2010.
  • Entries must be submitted by 10AM on Tuesday 15th June 2010.
  • Entries must be submitted via our Facebook wall.
  • The IWOOT panel of judges will select the 5 fans who they judge to have the most embarrassing dads.
  • The winners will each get 1 Gyro Flyer RC Heli sent to their Dad to arrive in time for Father’s Day.
  • Prizes are not transferable and IWOOT reserve the right to substitute the prize with one of an equal or greater value.
  • The winner will be notified via the email address submitted or via their Facebook address shown on the entry. If a response to this notification is not received by 10AM on Wednesday 16th June, IWOOT reserves the right to randomly select another winner. In light of this, please ensure you submit an email address that you use regularly!
  • You can enter the competition as many times as you like as long as you post a different story each time.
  • This competition is completely free to enter, no purchase is necessary.
  • Employees of I Want One of Those, their immediate families and anyone professionally connected with the promotion are not eligible to enter this competition.
  • No responsibility will be accepted for entries that are not received.
  • IWOOT reserves the right to disqualify any entrant.
  • If anyone is judged to have hacked, cheated or otherwise resorted to skullduggery then they will be disqualified.
  • There is no cash alternative available.
  • The judges’ decision is final.
  • This competition is open to UK residents only.

The Swingometer Through The Ages

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

As we all amble down to the local Primary School to put a cross in the box (shame on you if you didn’t), certain things become clear. The names on the ballots, the policies, the scandals and the interest all change, but changes in some areas is slightly more pronounced. Being the techy nerds we are at IWOOT, we are of course referring to possibly one of the most frivolous, bizarre concepts to emerge from over 50 years of televised election night coverage.

Ladies and Gentlemen, join us in celebrating the virtues of the almighty Swingometer:

Thanks a bunch to HarryHayfield, whose YouTube video this is.

Apple employee leaves iPhone prototype in the pub

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

What happens when one of the world’s most loved and, importantly, most secretive brands accidentally leaves a prototype of their forthcoming iPhone update in the pub? Obviously, someone picks it up and manages to get it over to the folks at Gizmodo for a once-over.

The results seem to suggest that this new version of the design classic is pretty darn good, but that’s not the real story. The real story is of how the prototype came to be lost in the first place. It might be a tad cruel to place the blame based on one picture, but we think that hiring this guy and giving him the phone to look after was the first mistake:

Would you trust this man with something important?

Visit the ever-excellent Gizmodo for a full run-down of the features and how they managed to procure the phone itself. Cheeky chappies.

Picture via The Guardian.

Is IWOOT Clairvoyant?

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Well? Are we?! We reckon we might have something special, seeing as one of our April Fool’s products has been made into an actual thing you can touch and buy and everything. Our Pad-Dock iPhone to Tablet Converter caused a bit of a stir on the day and after, but thanks to the folks at Elonex, it looks like we’ve either predicted the future or been the victims of intellectual property theft. Knew we should’ve applied for a patent.

Still, looks like it could be quite a fun product:

Of course, not all our April Fool’s products end up being made into actual items you can buy. Imagine though, if you will, half a stadium of irate football fans at the forthcoming World Cup simultaneously turning their Win-Win Supporter’s Shirts inside out and turning defeat into victory. Or perhaps being able to converse fully with your canine chums, the world teeming with completely comprehensible speaking dogs…

We’re taking over, one product at a time.

Amazing Video of Pixels Taking Over the World

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Remember Donkey Kong, Tetris, Space Invaders and Frogger? You’re safe from them now, aren’t you? Because they’re locked up behind your console screen where they can’t hurt you.

Well, apparently that’s no longer true:

This incredible video features, as you can see, all your favourite retro pixelated characters gradually taking over the world by bashing it up with Tetris blocks and stuff. Hands up anyone who didn’t get a genuine pang of fear when the Pong bats turned up… mental. Anyway, this slice of anarchic fun comes courtesy of a chap called Patrick Jean, about whom there seems to be very little information apart from this breakthrough piece.

We hope to see more from him in the future. Something about pixelated characters taking over the universe will do.

Want to see an iPad in a food processor? Yes, yes you do.

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

It seemed a trifle unnecessary to snap it in half first, but this is another classic from the folks over at Will It Blend. The answer, in case you can’t be bothered to watch to the end, is obviously yes. Puts up a good fight, mind.

And we’re yet to learn whether or not one of these would blend too. We’re pretty sure it wouldn’t.